| Re: Porn stars!
A long time ago......................
The God Thor was talking to his dad, Zeus. He mentioned how he (Thor) had been a good God. He asked for Zeus' permission to go to Earth and make love to a mortal woman.
Zeus granted his request.
Upon his return, Zeus asked Thor if he properly introduced himself. In his excitement, Thor had forgotten to do so.
Thor then went back to Earth to make the proper introduction. He knocked on her door. She opened it. He said, "I'm Thor".
She said, "Your thor, I'm so thor I can hardly walk" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |