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Andre40 · 04-06-04, 02:13 AM

A fella was a real Yamaha enthusiast and he'd only ever owned and ridden Yamahas. His study and garage walls were plastered with Yamaha posters and memoribilia, Kenny Roberts, Eddie Lawson ,etc, etc.

Only problem is that he had an usual afflication - whenever he farted it would go 'PFrrrrr - H-O-N-D-A!'

His pals at his local bike club would tease him relentlessly about his problem and he developed such a complex that he went to doctors and specialists one after the other but to no avail.

One day when he had tooth ache he went to his dentist and as he sat down in the chair, now really desperate, he told the man about his unusual problem. The dental man the took x-rays and said that he had a massive abscess above one his upper teeth.

Then the doctor said, 'I think I have the answer to your problem - Abscess makes the fart go Honda'.

04-06-04, 02:13 AM	#50 (permalink)
Andre40 5 Tenths Join Date: Jan 2003 GT40: Cape Town, South Africa Posts: 530 Rep Power: 11	Re: Two Peanuts Walk Into A Rowdy Bar A fella was a real Yamaha enthusiast and he'd only ever owned and ridden Yamahas. His study and garage walls were plastered with Yamaha posters and memoribilia, Kenny Roberts, Eddie Lawson ,etc, etc. Only problem is that he had an usual afflication - whenever he farted it would go 'PFrrrrr - H-O-N-D-A!' His pals at his local bike club would tease him relentlessly about his problem and he developed such a complex that he went to doctors and specialists one after the other but to no avail. One day when he had tooth ache he went to his dentist and as he sat down in the chair, now really desperate, he told the man about his unusual problem. The dental man the took x-rays and said that he had a massive abscess above one his upper teeth. Then the doctor said, 'I think I have the answer to your problem - Abscess makes the fart go Honda'.