| Re: Smart answers
A Little girl goes into a pet shop and asks "excuth me, do you have and widdle wabbits?"
The shop keepers heart melts. He gets down on his knees so he's on her level, and says "do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers.....
"I Don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a f*ck, do you?"
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