[Paul Thompson 'Hooligan']

Made me laugh.....

An elderly man had owned a large farm for years.
He had a large lake at the back with lots of fruit trees.
The lake was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did
that anymore.

One lovely sunny day he decided to go down to the lake
as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He
took a bucket with him to bring back some fruit. As he
neared the lake, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer he saw it was six young women
skinny-dipping, he made them aware of his presence and
they all went to a deep part.

One of the women shouted ! ! to him, "We're not coming out
until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch
you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond
naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

Any more anyone?