[MReid]

A grizzled old chief petty officer was on a military flight with two Navy officers. Lunch was served and after taking a bite out of his sandwich the chief looked around for coffee. Not seeing any, he got up and turned to the two Navy officers and sadi he was going for coffee, would they like some. They eagerly agreed and off the chief went. While he was gone, one of the officers spit on his sandwich, winked at the other, and sat back down. The chief returned with the coffee, sat down, and took a big bite of his sandwich. Hearing the snickers from the two officers as they sipped their coffee he said, "You know we got quit doing this crap. You know spitting in sandwiches and pissing in coffee."