| Re: Jokes anyone? -
A young Italian man in a traditional family gets married, After the wedding among all the gifts and money is a special gift from his father. He opens the box and there is a beautiful gold plated revolver, engraved with ornate designs. He thanks his father but is a little puzzled.
After the honeymoon he shows the gun to a friend who completely falls in love with it and begs him to sell it to him, he resists for a while but the friend offers him more and more money, and then throws in his Rolex watch with the diamonds around the face...well this is a great deal, he thinks, and trades the money and watch for the gun.
He can't wait to show his father what a great deal he has made, and when he tells the old man he goes into a rage "You are so stupid" he says, and slaps the boy in the head. "what are you going to do when you come home one day and find your wife in bed with another man, point at your watch and say TIme is up" |