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Old 08-07-07, 02:57 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Re: Jokes anyone? -

- I would like to see the latest model of gun.
- Please...
- Wonderfull...how much???
- 5.500
- Ohh I would like it so much, but I can not afford it.
- Are you a good shooter?
- The best.
- Look into the binocular, the yellow house, 3rd window from the left at second floor, what do you see?
- A naked woman
- She is my wife
- Sorry
- Never mind....and what else?
- Now a man completely naked as well..
- Good... now that's my offer. You have only 2 shots for killing them, but.... to her directly into the head because she is thick and to him in the bollocks because he is a pig...and you get it for 2.500
- Look, actually I can do the job with only one shot, may I have it for free?
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