| Re: Jokes anyone? - - Boys, 10 birds are on the tree. The hunter shoots and kill 3 of them, how many are left?????You Emily...
- 7 are left, prof.
- Right
From the back of the class..
- Wrong, prof
- Why?
- The 7 which should be standing, are in reality affraid from the noise and they fly away........
- Michael, your are quiet right from some point of view, I like the way you think...
- Prof, may I ask you a question?
- Please Mike, today you are positive.
- 3 ladies are eating an ice cream in the park....one is beating it, the secont is suching it and the third is leaking it........which one of the 3 is married?????
- What do you want I know, Mike.
- Try
- The one who is leaking it, I suppose.
- Wrong, prof, it is the one with the ring on the finger.....but I definetly like the way you are thinking today....... |