| Re: Jokes anyone? -
A young boy goes into a pharmacy and asks for a condom.
_ Sir give me one condom. Tonight I have a nice program for my girlfriend.
- One dollar, pls.
On the way out he changes his mind going back to the desk.
- Give me another, pls. You know...her sister is looking me with to expressive eyes, when i finish the official games, I will jump into the other bed.
- One dollar please.
On the way out he changes his mind going back to the desk.
- Give me another, her mother is also too kind with me. Tis means something.
- My friend, this is a gift from me. Enjoy and I wish you to complete the cyrcle.
AT DINNER AT GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE WITH HER FAMILY
Very religious family where the father is prying to thank got, and at the end he says...AMEN.
Everybody lift up its eyes for starting to consume the food,,,but our friend stays with the head bended to the soup.
- I said AMEN
But nothing...he stays like that again and the girlfried tells him:
- Oh John, I did not knew that you are so religious. HIS ANSWER
- Me too did not knew that your father is the pharmacist. |