| Re: Jokes anyone? -
The husband goes home after work and his wife asks him
- Darling, can you fix the light in the bathroom?
- I am not an electrician.
The day after
- Darling, the robinet is leaking, can you fix it?
- I am not a plumbier.
The day after
- Oh darling, I put some coffee on the wall, can you paint it?
I am not a painter
The day after when he walks in he realise that the wall is white, the light works again and the robinet is fixed.
- What happened?
- You know our new nabour, he is so kind, he ring to ask a lemon and we spent few minutes talking and slowly slowly he fixed everything.
- What did he asked you?
- Well, he told me that he likes food and blowjobs.
- And what did he eat?
- I am not a cooker, darling |