| Re: Jokes anyone? -
Well,
just to keep the fun awake.
2 friends meet after 20 years. 1 is visibly rich at the contrary of the other who looks visibly poor.
- Hi it is now a long time.......what are you doing?
- Nothing concrete, and you?
- I have a business for selling bear's skins.
- Wow, how does it work?
- Very easy, you go around the montains, and when you find a cave you shout.....BUUUH::: when the bear comes out to see what is happening, just shoot him in the face and that's it.
After 3 weeks they meet again and the poor one says to his friend:
- Fuck you asshole, your system does not work.
- Why, i did for 15 years.
- I was ready to shoot him when.....the TRAIN came out. |