| Re: Jokes anyone? -
An old lady taking the bus with 7 chickens alive.
- How much should I pay?
- I am sorry, but the animals are alive and you shall pay 8 tickets.
She brake the neck to all of them and she asked again:
- And now?
- Only one ticket
Behind her there was a man with a perroquet on the sholder, who starts to say
- Listen, dont be like her for only one dollar....I can give it you back at home. |