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Old 08-14-07, 07:46 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Re: Jokes anyone? -

3 guys are waiting the execution of the death penalty....the day arrived.
- Come on the first...how do you prefere to die, hanging on, on the electric chair or by gas?
- The electricity makes me strange, I did not smoke all the life for not having any problem, hang me on. AMEN
- Come on the second..how do you want to die?
- His neck became horrible, I do not like gas as well, i take the chair.
ONE...TWO...TREE...still alive and free to walk out. By crossing next to the third he tells him: The chair is out of order...the chair does not work...
- Come on the third.....how do you want to die?
- Well Sir, the neck of the first impressed me a lot, the chair is out of order then the gas is fine.
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