| Re: Jokes anyone? -
A farmer goes to the animal market with 3 turkeys
- wow...they are wonderfull...what are you giving them to eat?
- nothing special, just what's is left from my family meals.
- ah...ah... you must pay 100 US of penalty because the Turkeys shall have an appropriate diet and I am from WWF.
He paid and wait for the second.
- Sir, fantastic animals, what are they eating?
- T bone steacks every day
- ah ah ah you must pay 100 US penalty because they need also vegetables.
He paid and waiting for the 3rd who arrived:
- Mister, the most wonderfull Turkeys I have never seen. What are they eating??
- I do not know, Sir. Every morning I give them 10 US each, and they buy what they like. |