[Bill Musarra]

Geography of A Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of
her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and
a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all
conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some
great battles but haunted by past mistakes , still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now
largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare
visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a prick.