[wanni]

One guy has a great problem, every day, toward the ten in the morning it comes him a terrible headache for all the day long. This is now happening in the last 15 years. He heard about a specialist for that in Munich and he goes there for a visit.
with a great GERMAN accent - Klassik proplem SSir, there iss only EIN soluZion, you MUSSEN Kut your Pollocks and it iss oFer.
- Wow, Professor, let me thing about for a while. It is like to turn a page in the life's book.
But after 2 weeks of headaches he decide to change his life in a better way under some aspects by paying something under other aspects.
The operation is successfull. No more headaches.
While he feels very well and he can enjoy his life, he walks into an ARMANI shop.
- Please Sir, may I help you?
- Yes.....I need 3 costumes......10 shirts.......20 pairs of socks and 20 underwears.
- Which size for the underwears, Sir?
- The N° 3.
- May I suggest the N° 4, Sir, my experience tells me in this way.
- Listen, my friend, it is already 15 years that I am wearing the 3rd size, why should I change now?
- Never mind Sir, as you prefer, but remember that if they are too tied, they occur headaches.