[Bill Bayard]

Frank was excited about his new hunting rifle. While out in the woods sighting in the new gun, he spotted a big black bear, took careful aim and pulled the trigger. When the smoke cleared, he looked, but didn't see any sign of the bear. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see the bear standing there.

The bear said: "You've got two choices.
I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, with a new, larger caliber rifle, found the bear and took careful aim once again. BOOOM! He looked where the bear had been, but there was nothing. No blood, no fur, nothing!

There was another tap on his shoulder.

Again, the bear stood right next to him. The bear says: "That was a huge mistake, Frank. That's twice that you've tried to kill me. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before he finally recovered. Outraged, Frank headed back to the woods, this time with a bazooka. For a third time, he took careful aim at the bear who had ripped him a new rear end. The bazooka went WHOOSH, followed by a tremendous explosion. Smoke and debris flew everywhere.

He felt sweet revenge, but then, there was that same tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find the bear standing there behind him.

The bear says:
"Admit it, Frank, you don't come here just for the hunting, do you?"