[Bill Musarra]

A young indian brave was watching the medicine man as he had just finished up with the birth of a healthy baby girl. As the medicine man walked out of the wig wam, he looked around and exclaimed, "I name you Running Fawn."

The next week the same boy observed the medicine man after another delivery. He walked out of the wig wam and proclaimed, "I name you dancing bear."

The boy was curious and aproched the old man and asked, "How is it you come by the name for each of the new born babys."

The old medicine man looked at the young boy, smiled, and replied, "It is really quite simple my son. I walk out of the wig wam, look around, and name the new born after the first thing I see..... Why do you ask Two Dogs F***ing?"