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Originally Posted by milesdearden  Since we are on the limericks...
There was an old letcher named Ted,
Who was abosloutely useless in bed,
When parting a bush,
He'd fumble and push,
And Screw the mattress instead.
And another in the same vein...
There was on an old whore of Devizes,
Whose twat was large and won prizes,
Men came fom all over,
To give her the once over,
Because she'd accomodate all sizes. |
Miles, are you sure in bed at night you´re dreaming of a 917?
...just kidding!