[Kaydee]

A JOKE TO OFFEND EVERY GENDER AND NATIONALITY

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded
by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:


2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman


One month later on these same absolutely stunning
deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following things have occurred:


One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.


The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together in a menage-a-trois.


The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman.


The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.


The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the English woman.


The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the
endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman,
and started swimming.


The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.


The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor
store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the
woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their
stores.


The two American men are contemplating the virtues of
suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly
complaining about her body; the true nature of
feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity
of fulfillment; the equal division of household
chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how
her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated
her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her
mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low
and it isn't raining.


The two Irish men have divided the island into North
and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if
sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after
the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're
satisfied because at least the English aren't having
any fun.