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Old 08-27-07, 07:34 PM   #142 (permalink)
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Re: Jokes anyone? -

Favorite Joke: "The Retired Postman"

After thirty years of delivering the mail, our postman made his last delivery to the Smiths.
Mrs. Smith met him at the door and asked him in.
Upon entering, Mrs Smith took him up stairs and proceeded to take very good care of him.
After they were finished making love, Mrs Smith said gave him a envelope with a dollar bill in it and said, " When you get dressed, come on down and I will fix you breakfast."
As the postman entered the kitchen he stated " Mrs Smith, I just don't get it. I've been deliveing mail to you for thirty years and you never acked like you knew me."
Mrs Smith replied. "I told my husband that you were about to retire and that it would be nice to do something for you. He told me screw (f___K) him, give him a buck- breakfast was my idea!

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