[Pete.]

Paolo and Wanni, here is one for you.


Greece v Italy:

A Greek and an Italian were sitting one day, debating who had

the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon".

The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum".

The Greek says, "We had great mathematicians"

The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire".

And so on and so on for hours, until finally the Greek lights up

and says... "We invented sex".

The Italian nods slowly , thinks, then replies,

" That is true. But it was Italians who introduced it to

women