[Pete.]

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb
blonde joke?"!!!

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five
things...


1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.

3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.

4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler,

5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in
karate and a very bad attitude!

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that
joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"Naaaah.............. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."