GT40s.com - View Single Post - Jokes anyone? -

Marcus · 09-03-07, 05:06 AM

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them:
"It'sa illegal to putta 5 people in a Quattro"

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly.
Look at ze papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You have fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily: "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over.I vant to zpeak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno".

09-03-07, 05:06 AM	#155 (permalink)
Marcus marcus Gold Supporter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germany GT40: LolaT70 project Posts: 405 Rep Power: 7	Re: Jokes anyone? - Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegal to putta 5 people in a Quattro" "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver. "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official. "Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly. Look at ze papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons." "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law." The German driver replies angrily: "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over.I vant to zpeak to someone viz more intelligence!" "Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno".