[David Morton]

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Airport noticed a reallybeautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she workfor?"
Hoping to make her acquaintance, he leaned towards her and utteredthe Delta slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought tohimself:
"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into hishead.
He leaned towards her again,
"Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself,and scratched Singapore Airlines off thelist
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan:
"Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him,
"What the f *** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said

"Ahhhhh, Air France".