[Bill Bayard]

Apple Computer announced that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499, 599, or $799 depending on speaker size. Women are considering this to be a major breakthrough as they have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them!

No word was available on how to upload the music, but Victoria's Secret is reportedly looking to pump up the volume.