| Re: Jokes anyone? -
3 Guys in the pub
Italian
Englishman
Australian
GINO, Tonight I am going home to my Maria, we will have a nice candle lit dinner soft music, and I will whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
I will caress her body with my finger tips we will make love for hours and she will levitate above the bed by about a foot.
WILLIAM. I say or chap that sounds like a smashing idea what what.
I think I will go home and have a meal with the cheese and kisses while listening to Mozart we will make love in front of the open fire and she will levitate about a foot and half of the floor from shear delight what what toddle pip and all that.
BRUCE.
Well I’m going to have a few more of these ales and when I’m pist I will stagger home, I will grab Sheryl and throw her on the bed give her three pumps get of and wipe my penis off on the curtain and she will hit the roof.
We may have lost the football but we do know how to make love. |