A Zookeeper says to Paddy
"The Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with her. Would you consider Shagging her for 500 quid?"
Paddy replies
"Ok but there are 3 conditions. 1st Condition - I don't have to kiss her, Secondly - My family and friends can never find out" "No problem" replies the Zookeeper
"it will just be between the 2 of us. What's the third condition?"
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Paddy:
"You're gonna have to give me a couple of weeks to raise the cash" 
