Two mates walk up to a city bar after a hard week at the office, one goes straight in, but the other gets stopped by the bouncer at the door . ."you can't come in without a tie". . .ahhh crap thinking to himself. . .what the hell am i going to do??
Off he goes back to his car, all the while whinging to himself about just wanting a quite beer to finish the week off. He turns his car upside down. .surely there is a tie in there??. . .nope only the pantie's from the easy office PA . . into the boot he dives. .just maybe??. . .nope all he can find is a set of jumper leads
So around his neck they go, puffs his chest out and walks back up to the bouncer like its the norm . .Of course the bouncer singles him out again . .'what the hell have you got there mate??" he asks "and quick as the young bloke replies "its my tie" . .to which the bouncer replies " ok in you go. .but don't go starting anything"
