[Pete.]

The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?'



Grandpa replied, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'

The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, it's just a
little pecker!'



Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a beer.

A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little
boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?'



Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'

The little boy answered 'no,' again.



Grandpa said, Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.'

A little later, the boy came out of the house with
some cookies and milk.



Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?'



The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'



Grandpa replied, 'Hell yeah, my pecker can
touch my ass!'

The boy replied, 'Then go f***k yourself! Grandma
made these for
me.'