[Malcolm]

I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her
beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two and gorgeous.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one
last wild fling, just come up and get me." !

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car!

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family."


And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.