[Pete.]

I dunno how old it is but it made me laff again!

> A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down
> in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a black
> eye, too.
>
> He says to him, 'Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind
> if I ask how you got yours?'.
>
> The other guy says, 'Well it just happened. It was a tongue twister
> accident.
>
> See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most
> massive breasts in the world was there. So instead of saying 'I'd like two
> tickets to Pittsburgh ,' I accidentally said ''I'd like two pickets to
> Tittsburgh,' and she socked me a good one.'
>
> The first guy replies 'Wow, this is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister
> too! 'I was at the breakfast table and wanted to say to my wife 'Please
> pour me a bowl of breakfast cereal, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my
> life you miserable, self-centered, fat-arsed bitch.