[Jeremy]

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is
ahead by a couple
of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,"
the golfer mumbles
to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers,
"Would you be
willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy
and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also
feels that maybe this is
a good omen so he says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.
Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I
sure would like to get
an eagle on this one." The same stranger is at his side
again and whispers,
"Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex
life?" Shrugging,
the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to
win. Without waiting
for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to
his side and says,
Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of
your sex life?"
Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.
As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger
walks alongside him
and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because
you don't know who I
am. I'm the devil, and from this day forward you will
have no sex life."

"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father
O'Malley.