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A deaf couple were married. They quickly found that communication was difficult at night in the dark bedroom. The wife had a suggestion.

Using signing, she said, "If you want sex squeeze my left breast once. If you don't want sex, squeeze my right breast twice."

"Sounds good," he says, "but I have a suggestion. When you want sex pull on my manhood once. However, when you don't want sex pull on my manhood 250 times."