[Benjy]

I like this one.....

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you
sons of Bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...
cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went into the living room and told her son, "We
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you
come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice
language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things,
thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will
ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue...
"For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in
the kitchen...."