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Old 04-04-08, 01:55 PM   #575 (permalink)
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Re: Jokes anyone? -

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley
and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed
as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and
you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
speed
as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?



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Answer:

Get off the Kids Merry Go Round ya Walley, you're pissed.
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