[Paul]

The Project Manager was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff
> and Project Group. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its
> brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained
> that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his
> usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of
> sex was 'work' and how much of sex was 'pleasure?'
>
> A Construction Manager chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
>
> A Process Engineer said it was 50-50%.
>
> The Civil Engineer responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure,
> depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
>
> There being no consensus, the Project Manager turned to the Piping
> Designer. What was HIS opinion?
>
> With no hesitation, the young Piping Designer responded, 'Sir, it has to
> be 100% pleasure.'
>
> The Project Manager was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
>
'Well, Sir,' he began, 'if there was any work involved, all the
> Engineers and Managers would have me doing it for them.'
>
> The room fell silent.