I don't know wether to put this in the Jokes thread or here on the F1 2008.
Ralf Schumachers comments after the Hockenheim DTM race:
"It was okay," Schumacher said, "I made no major mistakes and I knew that I would not begin right at the front."
In fact he was right at the back with the girls Stoddart and Legge.
He also confirmed that he would happily return to formula one with a top team, but excluded becoming a test driver.
Bless........... Shut the door on the way out Ralf.