[Bill Bayard]

Willie, a young, not so bright, country boy of 16, was taken to a big city

cathouse by his cousin Jimmy, for his first sexual encounter with an

experienced woman. Cousin Jimmy described his first time at the

cathouse with the two Bear sisters, who had plum wore him out. Willie, on

the edge of his seat with excitement said, "I'm ready for anything. Bring on

the Bear sisters, cuz!"


True to fashion, the Bear sisters wore Willie's willie darn near clean off. When

he was finally done, he rushed outside to tell his cousin about his adventure

with the Bear sisters. "Cuz, I'm saving my money for some more of them two

Bear sisters! They wuz amazing!", Willie exclaimed.


On Willie's next visit to the cathouse, the Bear sisters were occupied, so the

madam told Willie to wait in a bedroom, and the Bear sisters would be along

soon. While Willie was waiting, an old, black woman came in to clean the

room. She couldn't help but notice the anticipatory bulge in Willie's pants,

and not having had sex in a while, suggested that he show it to her, in hopes

of "furthering their relationship". Willie obliged, revealing his blue veined

throbber. The woman was unable to restrain herself and said, " D'ya mind if'n

I touch it?", to which Willie replied, "OK". The old woman put a death grip on

it, and prodded further, "D'ya mind if'n I put my lips on it?" "Better not.", Willie

said, "This thing's loaded for Bear. It'd blow a coon's head clean off!"