[Pete.]

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer Concerned, the blonde counselor approached and asked if he was alright. The boy said he was. A little while later, however the blonde noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself. Approaching,again she asked, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay" looking at the blonde suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, she then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?" ... "Because I'm the goalkeeper ."