[Ryan]

There's a priest, a pastor and an engineer waiting in line for the guillotine.

Reason unknown,

Regardless the priest gets up there and they ask if he has any last words. He prays to God for his salvation as they place his head in the stocks.

They pull the cord and down comes the knife, stopping 3 ft from his head.
The crowd exclaims, "it's an act of god let him go."
So they do, and the priest is released.

Next, they bring up the pastor and they ask if he has any last words.
So, just like the priest he begins to pray.

They pull the cord and down comes the blade, stopping 2 ft from his neck.
And the crowd screams, "let him go."

So they do, and bring up the engineer. Lord knows why the engineer is having his head cut off, but hey who hasn't wanted to hurt the engineer that designed the Ford Duraspark ignition system.

Regardless, they place the engineer in the stocks and ask him, "do you have any last words."

The engineer looks up, and catches a glimpse of a piece of switch that has lodged in the track in the guillotine jamming the blade. He says, " Wait, wait hold everything I think I found the problem!"

Oblivious to the fact the solution will end his life, the happy engineer has solved the issue.

No common sense, but man can they find an issue with anything!