Good effort Malcolm, LOL. I'm not sure whether I should feel deprived or joyous, because here in Brisbane it never really gets cold enough for the boobs to be hidden beneath layers of chunky knit and leather.
Our girls delight in showing the maximum amount of skin at all times. So joyous should be the answer?
Perhaps not, we do not have the anticipation of tit Monday to look forward to during the cooler Months. We are deprived of the excitement of seeing the first nipple of spring showing itself thrusting against the pristine white blouse.
In fact rarely does it get cold enough for nipples to thrust at all.
I think you should feel sorry for those of us that live in the antipodes.
P.S.
I also think photos and plenty of them should have accompanied your text.