[John]

Now now Pete theres a few Kiwis on here remember,

a kiwi and his Ausiie mate were sitting in the pup having a couple of quiet sherbits one day.
hey bloke,says the Kiwi, if you woke up one morning with grass stains on both knees and a used franger hanging out ya freckle would ya tell anyone.
hell no cobber , replies the aussie
kiwi smiles and says thats good
wanna come camping this weekend

cheers Kaspa