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Old 05-01-08, 05:28 PM   #623 (permalink)
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Re: Jokes anyone? -

A little old man totters into the chemist to buy some viagra
can I have 4 tablets and can you cut them in to quarters for me he asks
The chemist replies I'll cut them into quarters for you but a quarter of a tablet won't give you a full erection.
The old man says I'm 96 and don't have much use for an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't keep pi$$ing on my slippers
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