[Bill Musarra]

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around thearea. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.

The woman noticed his erection, came over to
him and asked, 'did you call for me?'

The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'

She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain.
It's a rule here that if
you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'
Smiling, she led him to
the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel
eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.

Later, the man continued to explore the
colony's facilities. He entered the
sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within
seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him.

'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man.

'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.

'You must be new.' answered the hairy man,
'It's a rule that if you fart, it
implies that you called for me..' The huge
man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.

The newcomer staggered back to the colony
office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked
receptionist, 'May I helpyou?' she asked.

'Here's my membership card. You can have the
key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been
here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to se all our facilities.'
Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an
erection once a month,but I fart 15 times a day. I'm
\outta here.'