[Pete.]

---

Three New Zealanders and three Australians are travelling by train to a yachting conference in England.
At the station, the three Kiwis each buy a ticket and watch as the three Aussies buy just one ticket between them.
"How are the three of you going to travel on one ticket?" askes one of the Kiwis.
"Watch and Learn", answers one of the Aussies.
They all board the train.
The Kiwis take their respective seats, but the three Aussies cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shotly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet doorr and says "Tickets please". The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Kiwis see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, they decide to copy the Aussies on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the Aussies didn't buy a ticket at all!.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket? says one perplexed Kiwi.
"Watch and learn" answers one of the Aussies.
When they board the train, the three Aussies cram into a toilet, and soon after the three Kiwis cram into another nearby.
The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Aussies leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Kiwis are hiding. He knocks on the door and says "Tickets please".