| Re: Jokes anyone? -
Molly Murphy was washing dishes when the parish priest knocked at her door.
"Come in Father," she says.
"Molly, I hate to tell you this, but there's been a accident down at the distillery and your husband Sean has been killed."
Sinking to her knees in despair she says, "Father that's the worst news you could have brought. What happened?"
"Sean fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned."
"Father, I can't bear to think o' my Sean a sufferin'. Tell me he went quickly."
"I canna tell ya that, Molly. He got out three times to pee." |