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David Morton · 26th August 2009, 10:08 AM

BRITISH DRINKING RULE

A Polish guy drinks his beer then suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice'

A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws the glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.'

A British chap, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws the glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches his glass.

He says, 'In <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 /><st1:country-region><st1:place>Britain</st1:place></st1:country-region> we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice..

God Bless <st1:country-region><st1:place>Britain</st1:place></st1:country-region>..

26th August 2009, 10:08 AM	#1321 (permalink)
David Morton David Morton Lifetime Premier Supporter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Marlow, England GT40: The Jewel on th Posts: 5,598	Re: Jokes anyone? - BRITISH DRINKING RULE A Polish guy drinks his beer then suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice' A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws the glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.' A British chap, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws the glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches his glass. He says, 'In <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 /><st1:country-region><st1:place>Britain</st1:place></st1:country-region> we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.. God Bless <st1:country-region><st1:place>Britain</st1:place></st1:country-region>..