Re: Jokes anyone? -
A couple had been debating buying a "fun" car for weeks.
She wanted a Ferrari Enzo so she could pass anything in the city.
He wanted a replica GT40, but she seemed set on the million dollar supercar.
"Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"
He did just that.
For her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
He is expected to recover....
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.