Re: Jokes anyone? -
A woman on her death bed called her husband in and asked him to open a box that she had hidden under the bed. Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 cash. "What are the eggs for?" he asked.
Wife replied "Every time we had crap sex I put an egg in the box"
"Not bad then" said the husband "3 eggs in 35 years! - but what about the cash?"
Wife replies :"...every time I got a dozen, I sold them for a 2 quid"